Crazy darn cat…

 Oh, look at her…isn’t she sweet?  Ha!  It’s an act, I tell ya!  I was leaning on the kitchen counter talking on the phone…you know, totally minding my own business…not bothering the cat at all.  She walked into the kitchen, walked up to me, grabbed my foot with her two front paws, flopped down on the floor and started digging at my foot with her hind paws while still maintaining her hold with her front paws (read that claws).

In my sternest tone (not my cat whisperer tone), I said, “Spook, stop it!”  Uh…yeah, that worked…so I drug my cat-imprisoned foot over to the cabinet under the sink where I keep a spray bottle of water (you think this hasn’t happened before?).  I picked up the bottle, then wondered if this was the water bottle or the Windex bottle…hmm…sure don’t want to spray the little monster (I mean, little darling) with Windex.  Then I decided it probably didn’t really matter what was in the bottle because usually all I have to do is shake it, which I then did.  Ah yes, that’s the ticket.  She released me, backed up with squinty eyes, then turned and ran into the living room.

Ha!!  I proved that I am at least as smart as the crazy darn cat…right?  Didn’t I?  Or did I?

6 Responses

  1. She’s probably plotting her next attack! Maybe you ought to stay awake tonight. 🙂 I know exactly the move you’re talking about. They can get those rear legs going, resembling a bunny rabbit.

  2. Sometimes I think I’ve won with my puppies but then later I wonder if I really won or if they’re just letting me think I did… It’s possible I could be thinking too much into things. lol

    • well…I don’t know…they are a lot smarter and more devious than the “experts” believe…I’m believing that they just let you think you won…until the next time…they’re probably off in a corner laughing at you.

  3. They look sweet but we know looks are deceiving! Soleil asked for a belly rub this morning. As soon as I rubbed her belly she wrapped those paws/claws around me and bit the snot out of me! I yelled. She ran. Nobody was happy for a few minutes.

    • I’ve had that happen before too…makes you wonder just what they’re thinking when they come begging for attention, doesn’t it? Is it like, “Yeah…hehe…watch this!”

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